Mean Mean Mean Mister EJ

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Dimera Mansion...

Meanwhile, back at the mansion, EJ is eyeing his spectral visitor with contempt. Why should HE believe anything a GHOST has to say?
The mansion has grown colder and darker than usual. Several candles flicker on the table next to EJ. Andre’s eyes glow red as he gives EJ foreboding news…

Andre: What I tell you is the truth. But you do not have to listen to me, you illegitimate son of a biscuit eater. On this night, you WILL be visited by the previously mentioned spirits. Take heed, Elvis. For it may be your last chance.
EJ: I don’t have to do a bloody thing. Nobody tells me what to do.
Andre: Obviously! You’ve never had to. You spoiled, over dressed, bull tempered, egotistical, ill shaven, woman abusing, nasty bugger that you ARE!
EJ: (Eyebrows raised.) Have you been listening to Victor Kiriakis? Sounds like something he would say. Well – when he could talk that is.
Andre: (shakes his head) You poor pathetic fool. I say again. Listen, and learn. Or YOU... WILL ...BE... DOOMED!

With that, Andre disappears in a instant, chains rattling and clanking. EJ swallows hard, trying his best not to be shaken. Clearly, our addle brained villain is disturbed. (And has been for quite some time, has he not?) He shakes off the feeling he’s losing control. He goes off to bed, wishing desperately what he just witnessed was only the byproduct of too much booze.
He gets under the covers, pulls them close as would a child trying to hide from a monster. EJ is tempted to go check his closet to make sure Chuck Norris isn’t hiding inside. Just as he is about to close his eyes…a whooshing sounds comes from the window. There is a light shining dimly at first, but becomes brighter and brighter as the next vistor of the night is about to arrive. EJ’s eyes widen in fear as the Ghost is standing before the foot of his bed…

EJ: Wh..Wh..Who are you?
Ghost: You don't know me... never met me in real life. A close relative of yours loved me dearly. I died before you descended upon the good…and bad citizens of Salem. I have been given the task of showing you... what you once were. Why you have become such a cold hearted man. I am The Ghost of Christmas Past…

Tune in tomorrow to find out WHO the ghost is.
More of Sami, Rafe, Chloe, and Philip.
A glimpse of other lives in Salem

To be continued…
 
"illegitimate son of a biscuit eater" :rotfl: That's excellent! Way to go CTG! Can't wait to find out who the Ghost of Christmas Past is! :)
 
:woo: OMG, who could that ghost be? Hmmmmm.....a close relative of EJ's loved him dearly. Could it be The King?????? Susan loved him. It would be hysterical if it is. Then when he leaves EJ, Elvis could say "Elvis has left the building."
 
Can't tell ya who the Ghost of Christmas Past is yet...I thought someone would guess correctly. Had a hard time coming up with just the right "ghosts" for the past, present and future. I think you all will enjoy seeing them. Have an awesome day! :kiss:
 
Cannot wait to see who the Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future is... if I had to guess, I would guess that the Ghost of Christmas Past is Nicole!
 
EJ: Wh..Wh..Who are you?
Ghost: You don't know me... never met me in real life. A close relative of yours loved me dearly. I died before you descended upon the good…and bad citizens of Salem. I have been given the task of showing you... what you once were. Why you have become such a cold hearted man. I am The Ghost of Christmas Past…

I'm guessing Isabella...John is EJ's uncle and John was married to Isabella. As far as I can remember, EJ was not on the show when Isabella was.
 
GOOD guess. But no. Not IzzyB (John's nickname for her) She WAS going to be one of my choices, but I wanted someone for Christmas Past that may play not only to OUR heartstrings, but to EJ's as well. I hope you all are surprised. :)
Oh... and I also thought that since Isabella visits Brady, I wanted that to remain special just for him.
 
"He gets under the covers, pulls them close as would a child trying to hide from a monster. EJ is tempted to go check his closet to make sure Chuck Norris isn’t hiding inside."

Hee hee...what's a matter EJ (boogeyman) too scared to check the closet?
I laugh reading the story, it's fabulous! The Chuck reference almost caused me to blow hot tea out my nose!

Love the story CTG can't wait for more!
Don't think I did the quote feature correctly...but it's all you CTG!
 
I know Dreden, when I first saw it, I almost did the same thing. Made me think of you! LOL
 
Well, Dreden...Thought of your signature when I wrote it. It felt so appropriate. Just to show how the "mean and nasty" ol EJ is really very scared. :) (And he BETTER be afraid of Chuck Norris!)
 
Thanks CTG...glad I can help inspire you! I love your take on a Christmas Carol...I actually got a few people in my office reading it as well, they bug me first thing in the morning to see if you have a new chapter up. They are not dedicated DooL fans, but they are turning thanks to your great story!
 
Omigosh! Dreden, that is too cool! I am just having soooo much fun with this story..(taunting EJ in future chapters is simply heavenly..) I am very happy you and so many others are having fun as well. Much more fun is on the way...I promise. : )
 
Wow. Great chapter. I am thinking of Stefano's other son. The one that was killed to get a liver for Stefano. Just can't think of his name at the moment.
 
@DJM, that was Benjy. I never thought of him, but that's a good possibility.

Great story CTX. I'm glad you're having fun with it. I am too!
 
Benji was my first thought for the ghost of Christmas Past. I nearly spilled coffee all over the keyboard at "Chuck Norris in the closet". LOL
And as to "son of a sea biscuit"....have not heard that phrase in ages, tho I used to use it all the time. loving the story..... Good job, CTG.
 
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