Mean Mean Mean Mister EJ

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What a fun story! Well, except for Parker being sick. And Philip and Chloe being poor as churchmice. And EJ being scroogier than usual. Just kidding. Love it. Thanks for the levity!
 
I am loving this story so far! Thanks CTG! I can't wait for more :D
 
I like the concept of this story being that it takes place in the future. Good idea Tex! I'm glad too that Melanie and Nick are together. I really liked the potential there before he went psycho on the drugs.

Loved little Parker telling his mommy he had a big house and a flash! Too cute! :)
 
At the Dimera mansion, once again.

(EJ is still perusing over the papers, smiling a bit at the numbers. According to the reports, his profits increased considerably this fiscal year. Sadly, the man is a billionaire many times over, and is an incredibly unhappy man. (Who gives a rats behind he is unhappy you say? Well, we should feel a little sympathy for our villain, should we not? Yeah yeah, I know. Horse doodle. )
Our narrator continues on like she hadn’t been interrupted… Incredibly unhappy man, blah blah blah.. Anyway, this night, his life could happen to change. He is about to be visited by someone he’s long forgotten about. First he lost Samanther, I mean Samantha. Then Johnny renounced him as his father and started exclusively calling Rafe “Daddy”. Then Nicole tried to worm back into his life after Brady threw her out on her hind end. She was able to get full custody of Sydney. And then there was Hannah. But he didn’t give a care at all. He didn’t even know her. Not at all. Not for nobody. He didn’t have any love in his stone cold heart for those in Whoville. (Wait, what? Oops, my bad. That’s the Grinch Who Stole Christmas. Well, Grinch, Scrooge, Devil…it all fits EJ Dimera.) Anyway, our downtrodden and absent hearted fool prepares himself a drink. He plops down on the leather recliner and stares blankly ahead. There isn’t much for him to do in this dark and gloomy mansion but sit. Sit idly by and let time go on. And on… He is about to down his drink when it slides across the table and crashes on the floor…

EJ: What the devil? ( He looks around to figure out what happened, if someone else is in the room) Chris! If you are playing games with me, I swear…
Chris: (calls from the kitchen) Excuse me, sir?
EJ: I said to call me…
Chris: Sorry sorry. What is the matter, master?
EJ: Nevermind. You’ve been in the kitchen all this time?
Chris: Yes, yes. Preparing a hot toddy. Chilly night, you know.
EJ: Whatever. Just be sure to drop five dollars in the metal box for using the kitchen supplies for your own needs.
Chris: Of course, master.
EJ: Very well. Get out of here. Oh wait. Clean up this mess on the floor while I prepare myself another drink.
Chris: As you command, master.
EJ: And hurry up. I would prefer to be alone.
Chris: Well, you aren’t my type anyway.
EJ: Pardon?
Chris: I said you look tired anyway. Will you need me to turn down the bed for you, sir?
EJ: As always, yes, you insolent fool.
(Chris finishes picking up the broken glass and wipes up the spilled liquid on the floor. He goes to leave, but somehow feels a bit bold)
Chris: Goodnight, Mr Dimera, and Merry Christmas.
EJ: (Snorts in derision) Bah, humbug.

Then, as Chris darkens the lights in the 1st floor of the Dimera mansion, EJ becomes uncharactistically nervous. Like the hairs of the back of his neck are standing on end... Then he hears an deep foreboding voice...

DEEP VOICE: You need to change your evil ways, Elvis. Before it is too late... BEWARE, Dimera spawn! Beware....beware...beware.... (then chains jangle, jingle, or whatever it is that chains do...)

EJ: (And in an scared unsure voice that makes the writer giggle with delight)
Samantha?


And on the next Days of our Holiday Lives....
EJ is visited by a former co-worker with unusual news.
Samantha, Rafe, Chloe and Philip remember the good ol days.
A unforgotten familar face return...
 
my first thought was Susan with the repeating beware...LOL She was good at saying words in three's! :)

Whoo hoo...more then one chapter a day! Thanks CTG!
Setting this story into the future was a fabulous idea!
 
CentralTexGirl88 said:
Then he hears an deep foreboding voice...

DEEP VOICE: You need to change your evil ways, Elvis.
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Carlos Santana?

I'm wondering who Hannah is. Also wondering who the apparitions will be. I'm thinking one will be Victor. Perhaps one will be the original Elvis? I can't wait to find out. I think you are having a ton of fun with this story, CTG. Your narrative is hilarious.
 
kpatch said:
I'm wondering who Hannah is.
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Hannah is apparently Sami and EJ's real daughter who was sold on the black market a la Dr. Baker circa Jan 2009 who Rafe and Philip were able to team up find. Chloe and Philip talk about this in post #16 from CTG. :)
 
LOL! Carol Santana...ROTFLMBO! I love it. I didn't think of that, honestly. And thank for the help on who Hannah is Sparkster! Glad you are all enjoying the story. And it IS a lot of fun. I cannot wait myself until EJ is visited by the Ghosts of Past, Present, and Things Yet To Come.
Thanks again, everyone!
 
Thanks Sparky. The pages of the book got stuck together and somehow I missed that whole chapter. I'm caught up now. I think.
 
CTG - great story. Can't wait to see who you have in mind for the three ghosts.

Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family.
 
Oh yes. Sami as the first visitor to tell EJ that he will be having three visitors that night. LOL at Chris saying that EJ was not his type. Just love this. Thanks CentralTexGirl. Happy Thanksgiving to you and Bella and the rest of your family.
 
Awww.. thanks everyone! If ya'll don't already know - I love to laugh, and it's even better when I can make others laugh.
Just wanted to tell you that there won't be a chapter today, as I am sure we're all busy cooking, doing some last meeting cleaning, and just ready to visit with family and friends. Hope you all have a wonderful and blessed Thankgiving!
Hugs, CTG.
 
EJ sits nervously wondering what tricks were being played upon him. He listened as the chains rattled and clinked their way…closer and closer. Until…suddenly a pair of glowing red eyes were gazing upon him. The figure is cloaked, face hidden from EJ’s view.

EJ: Wh..Wh…Who are you?
Spirit: Are you scared?
EJ: Well, no. Of course not. I’m not afraid of anything or anyone.
Spirit: Hmph. Well, you should be afraid. Very afraid. I know what looms in your future if you dare not change your ways.
EJ: Poppycock. I don’t have to change a bloody thing.
Spirit: Oh, really now? Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!! Naughty little Elvis - whose father cleans up after him when he’s thrown yet another tantrum. Well those days are over EJ and you know it. Stefano Dimera can barely wipe his own behind much less yours these days.
Elvis: Who are you? How dare you to say such things to me?
Spirit: Don’t recognize me? I'm not surprised. (Figure removes his cloak) Recognize me now Elvis?
EJ: You?!? Hmph! Back in your day you were more sinister than I. How can YOU accuse me of such wrong doings?
Andre Dimera: Oh yes, I WAS very evil. Yes, yes indeed. But I had no children. No heirs. I was a bitter man. I’ve been cursed to wear these chains for an eternity… To walk this earth alone, reminded constantly of the things I did.
EJ: What a shame. (sounds very uninterested) That will never happen to me. I don’t believe in all that rubbish.
Andre: You should, EJ. Very well that you should.
EJ: Hmph. (blinks rapidly.) What could YOU…a doomed spirit do to me?
Andre: Oh, nothing. I’m just here to prepare you… You will be visited by three ghosts. Christmas Past, Christmas Present, and The Ghost of Things Yet to Come.
EJ: (laughs) Really now? That’s rich. I suppose once all these spirits visit me, I will fall on my knees in shame. Beg all of humanity forgiveness, apologize to all of those I have wronged, and be this happy go lucky fa-la-la-la-la man? Ha! Will never happen Andre. Never.
Andre: You just don’t get it do you?

To be continued…

Yet to come –
Samantha, Rafe, Chloe and Philip remember the good ol' days.
 
Ohh cool it is Andre. I thought it was Sami. Just love the interaction that EJ and Andre had. Just love this story. I think the Salem Writers should get together and put all the stories in a book. What a get read that would be. Thanks for the chapter CentralTexGirl.
 
This is an awesome story! Thanks CTG! I can't wait to see who the other ghosts are...and what will become of EJ in the end!
Thanks :)
 
Chloe, Philip, Rafe and Sami are sitting in the living room at Chloe and Philips loft, enjoying a little bit of Egg Nog. Parker is tucked away in his bed, anxious for Santa to arrive with presents. Allie and Hannah are asleep in their beds at Sami and Rafe’s, being cared for by Will. Everyone is feeling a bit nostalgic, longing for the days when they had money and no jobs. Now some had jobs, but no money. Go figure.

Philip: It’s a shame Johnny didn’t get to make it in from London for Christmas.

Sami: Well, he said was going to try. He really wanted to be here, but his “father” is not on his favorite people list. He’s really happy to spend the time with Chelsea and Max. They are taking very good care of him. Still, I miss him like crazy.

Rafe: He’ll be here during the summer.

Sami: I know. It’s just so difficult being without him. EJ should have never tried to take him from us five years ago. His plan to get back at me and you really backfired didn’t it?

Rafe: (chuckles) Sure did. Johnny resented Nicole trying to be his mother. And he really rebelled against EJ. Darn little son of a gun. I miss him too, sweetheart.

Chloe: It all got so complicated back then for all of us. I am terribly happy now…but to cause so much pain. Daniel, Melanie, Carly, Nathan and Stephanie.

Philip: Any regrets now?

Chloe: No! Of course not, Philip. I love you and Parker!

Philip: Just wondering…

Chloe: (laughs) And YOU! Keeping secrets as well. I laughed till my sides ached when you finally reveled what really happened with Vivian and the sarcophagus. It’s not a very nice way to feel about someone’s suffering, but the woman seriously deserved it!

Sami: Thank God no one ever locked ME in one. Should have, for thinking EJ had changed.

Rafe: It wouldn’t have been so bad if someone had.

Sami: What?!

Rafe: You probably would have chewed your way out.

Sami: Oh wow. Thanks a lot.

Rafe: I’m serious! You can’t be kept down. Not even in a coffin.

Sami: (playfully hits Rafe on the leg) Only you could turn something like getting buried alive into a compliment.

Philip: I really hope Vivian is enjoying her stay in Statesville. But orange was never a nice color on the old hag.

Chloe: (snickers) Remember Philip! It’s Christmas. We should love one another…Oh who am I kidding? She deserves solitary confinement. She’s spending time with the one person who cares most about her – Herself!

Sami: (shakes her head in disbelief) Smiles. Enough about ol Vivian. I’m just glad she was never in my storyline.

Rafe: EJ is enough, that’s for sure.

Sami: (snorts) No kidding. I’m just glad we could be friends. It’s a great blessing! And what you did, Philip to help us find Hannah…(teary eyed) Thank you so much.

Philip: I’m happy I could help. You helped too - with Parker. He loves you both so. He really is crazy about Hannah and Allie. They mother him - it is just too precious.

Sami: We all love him too. Are the doctors any closer to a cure?

Chloe: Yes, and no. There is a cure, but the medical bills have really taken a toll. The fundraiser at the hospital was a great success…but the expenses are neverending. The next treatment they want him to have will most likely cure the disease, but its so darn costly. But we will find a way.

Philip: Of course we will, sweetheart. We just have to keep praying.

Rafe: Sami and I will keep praying for you all.

Sami: If there is anything else we can do…Let us know.

Chloe: You already are…

On the next Days of our Christmas Lives -

Chloe, Philip, Rafe and Sami talk about the good times...

EJ Dimera is dumbfounded.

A Christmas Wish


To be continued...
 
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