Faux spoilers, part 9

[rfsexton]

Joy and Chanel are both pregnant.

Because Joy sleeps around, no one knows if it's Johnny's baby or one of her other lovers.

 

[JasonDíSpeech]

And just for good measure, Chanel's baby is radioactive again.

 

[DrBakerFan]

Realizing that B&S is a dud, certain Salemites start developing ideas for a replacement.

Leo and Javi propose a hot all-gay soap starring them and possibly Sonny, Paul. Dimitri, and Nancy’s ex-husband.

Sami suggests a soap that’s all about her, “The Romances of Sami Brady,” which is modeled on the old “Helen Trent” radio soap.

Johnny suggests a soap all about DiMera life and love.

Ben and Ciara suggest a soap that asks the question, “Can a reformed necktie strangler find true love?”

The Horton Cabin raccoons propose a soap that will include plenty of steamy raccoon romance.

 

[Muzzaman]

Sami suggests a soap that’s all about her, “The Romances of Sami Brady,” which is modeled on the old “Helen Trent” radio soap.

May I make a revision, Dr. Baker, and rename your soap, "The Romances of a Screaming Banshee"?

 

[DrBakerFan]

Muzza, let’s give the banshees a break. Their reputation is bad enough without being associated with Sami.