Faux spoilers, part 9

In an attept to get the viewers involved with Konstantin, the writers float alternative spoilers about what the intrepid Steve discovers when he visits Konstantin's home village in Greece. (Yes, Steve can speak fluent Greek, which he learned so he could listen in to Victor's phone calls.)

— Nobody named Konstantin ever lived there.
— Konstantin never had children — no woman would have him.
— Konstantin has had four wives who all divorced him because of his infidelities and criminal schemes.
— Konstantin only had sons who were just as slimy as he is.
— During the Cold War, there were rumors that Konstantin was earning money by spying for Bulgaria.
— Konstantin's daughter is alive and well and living in Athens where she moved to get away from her pervert father.
— Konstantin's past scams include selling fake antiquities to clueless tourists, and fleecing rich widows and divorcees who were vacationing on Corfu, Crete, and Rhodes.
— When Konstantin left for America, the village had a three-day festival to celebrate.
 
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Hearing the viewers want more of Uncle Roman, the writers float some spoilers for future storylines.
  • Arianna Grace comes to town to cause her "Uncle Roman" some trouble
  • After losing his inheritance, Alex asks "Uncle Roman" for a job
  • Paul calls "Uncle Roman" to ask why he looks like the guy who owns an LA gym
  • Marie comes to town for Doug's funeral and "Uncle Roman" provides a shoulder
  • Steve hires "Uncle Roman" for a special BlackPatch case
  • Max Brady, separated from his wife, comes to town to crash on "Uncle Roman's" couch
 
Knowing that Xander is a big favorite, the writers propose some scenes that will please his many fans.

Mayor Price gives Xander the key to the city and hosts a parade in his honor.

Every kid in Salem wants a Xander t-shirt.

Xander is invited to throw out the first ball at a Cubs game.

Ghost Victor visits Xander to tell him that he’s one of the finest Kiriakis men ever born.

Xander’s shooting of Konstantin is to be made into a major motion picture.

Willie Nelson’s “Ballad of Xander Kiriakis” goes to the top of the charts.

Alex is forced into celibacy when all Salem hotties decide that if they can’t sleep with Xander, they won’t sleep with anyone.
 
Knowing that certain plots are despised by the viewers, the writers float possible quick conclusions.

Angry raccoons chase Connie through Salem Park. She falls into the Salem River and is never seen again.

DA EJ gets a conviction of Connie for the murder of Li and the stabbing of Rafe. Salemites with no memory think he’s a hero.

Nicole is horrified to learn that Eric is looking into living in a French monestary with Baby Jude.

Mr. Shin sends a team of ninjas to take revenge on Connie.

Marlena arranges for Bobby/Everett to be a permanent resident of Bayview.

Bobby/Everett learn that they are really Nick Fallon who moves in with an overjoyed Julie.

Gwennie T. divorces Alex and leaves town after learning he’s consorting with half the hotties in town.

Chad learns that Abigail was accidentally buried in the wrong place during a gravedigger’s strike.

After Victor’s real will is discovered, Maggie puts Alex to work mucking out the K-mansion stables.
 
Aware that the viewers hate certain plots, the writers post possible quick ends for them.

An alert orderly puts an end to Connie’s stabbing spree.

Realizing that DA EJ is running amok, Paulina fires him for the last time.

Nicole gives up bugging Holly about her Tot romance after Marlena publishes a study saying parents shouldn’t worry about ordinary teen relationships.

Justin soothes the fretting Alex by easily getting an annulment of his marriage to Gwennie T.

Abe has to give up on his soap project when he can’t get any sponsors, not even Wanchai Ferry.

Chanel bounces back from her miscarriage and quickly gets pregnant again with triplets.

Bobby/Everett is forgotten after landing in a state mental institution.

Rafe outdoes John Black by coming out of his coma and going back to work the next day.

Holly convinces Nicole to let her stay with Maggie after hearing that some apartments in Paris have roaches. (I once visited a friend who was studying in Paris on a fellowship. His apartment, in an unfashionable part of the city, had lots of roaches who came out to play after the lights went out.)
 
TBTB float the idea of a special series featuring Eric and Nicole in Paris, which could include some of the following scenes:

Eric is hurt and offended when a French waiter reacts badly to the question, “Do you have American food?”

Nicole’s opinion of Paris takes a hit when she finds that their apartment has roaches.

Nicole is annoyed when Eric insists on using the stairs at the Eiffel Tower.

Eric gets lost on the Metro while trying to go to work and is saved by some American tourists.

Eric is upset by Nicole’s plans to visit some upscale Paris stores like Hermes.

Nicole is disappointed when Eric acts bored on their visit to the Louvre.

Nicole gets worried when Eric enjoys the old French film, “Le Chat,” about a man who likes his cat better than his wife.

Eric is horrified by Parisian traffic and gives up all plans to bicycle around the city.

EJ visits Paris and tries to show up Eric by taking him and Nicole to a five star restaurant and where he orders the meal in fluent French.

Eric annoys Nicole by saying he prefers Wonder Bread to baguettes.
 
Aware that the viewers are sick of certain plots, TPTB float some spoilers that promise a quick end to many of them.

The assistant DA shocks everyone by announcing that there’s no case against Brady and releases him.

Holly quits persecuting Eric when Leo leaks rumors about Dr. Jonas’s luv career.

When her bed falls apart, Melinda is able to escape still tied to part of it.

Meanwhile, Jada gets a tip that Connie is buying adult diapers and Hostage Chow at a local supermarket.

Gabi is so ashamed of her tryst with EJ that she goes home to Mami.

Rafe awakens, gets dressed, and reports to work before the hospital realizes that he’s gone.

Thomas and Charlotte snoop around and find solid evidence that Abigail III is an imposter.

The fickle Mr. Shin fires Kristen and reinstates EJ.

When Fiona learns that contrary to Kristen’s orders, Brady’s car was never taken to the crusher, she writes a confession note and flees to a remote part of Scotland.

When Body & Soul can’t get even one sponsor, Abe cancels the project and goes back to being Mr. Paulina.
 
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Hearing that persons in comas can frown or smile, TPTB leak spoilers about Rafe that will utilize flashbacks.

— Rafe smiles when he thinks of Mami’s home cooked meals.
— Rafe frowns when he remembers EJ and Stefano.
— Rafe frowns when he recalls how Gabi, Dario, and Arianna I disgraced the family name by going to jail.
— Rafe really smiles when he thinks of the time he bounced EJ all over the Town Square.
— Rafe frowns when he remembers being fired by the FBI.
— Rafe smiles when he recalls giving Johnny a FBI jacket.
— Rafe really frowns when he recalls almost being bricked up behind a wall.
— Rafe smiles when he thinks of being made police commissioner.
— Rafe smiles when he recalls the shoot-out that killed Yo-Daddy and his secret army.
— Rafe smiles when he remembers the Cubs winning the World Series.
— Rafe frowns when he recalls covering up Hope’s murder of Stefano.
 
DrBakerFan said:
— Rafe really smiles when he thinks of the time he bounced EJ all over the Town Square.
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It's always a good day when we get to revisit this scene! Thanks DBF!

Just Samantha

Thread 'Rafe and EJ fight (2012)'

For those who greatly enjoyed Rafe and EJ's fight in Horton Town Square back in September of 2012, I found the clip. The best part of the scene was John and Lucas watching/commenting.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1184053160442322946
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I love Lucas and John's comments:

Lucas: I don't know, you think Sami had anything to do with this?

John: You don't think we should try to stop it, do you?

Lucas: Nahh, DiMera's getting manhandled, we should sell tickets.

John: Daaaaamnnn

Lucas: What???

John: I gotta do the right thing.

Lucas: Naww, really? C'mon.

John: Someone could get hurt here.

Lucas: Isn't that the point of a fight?

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
 
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Bonnie and Hattie come to blows!
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Knowing that the fans "love" doppelgangers, the writers have leaked a few new spoilers.
  • Leo comes face-to-face with a revived Anjelica Deveraux - who looks just like his mother and acts like her too!
  • Alex is furious when the Salem soap press misidentifies his photo as that of Ben Weston.
  • A visiting Chris Kositchek is stymied by the complaints of Pub patrons.
  • Paulina fears the worst when she sees Nikki Wade visiting Salem.
  • Sarah is shocked and appalled at herself after making goo-goo eyes at returned K-henchman Damon.
  • Katherine Bell regrets her decision to move to Salem and return to Body & Soul when passers-by start seeking free medical advice and/or asking for their loved one's privileged information.
  • In a "real life soap" twist, Jessie Whitherspoon is shocked to learn she's actually one of Stefano's Marlena robots.
 
Hearing that the viewers absolutely detest B&S, the writers float spoilers that will allow for a quick end to this nonsense.

The sponsors all pull out, killing B&S instantly.

The whole cast gets e coli from tainted Brady Burgers causing the show’s cancellation.

Looking for a quick buck, Clyde kidnaps the cast, but is shocked when nobody wants them back.

Refused a part, Joy hits Abe with a fireplace poker, putting him into a coma and ending B&S.

The cast splits into pro-Johnny and pro-Chanel factions, ending B&S.

During a shoot on Smith Island, angry raccoons attack the cast, sending them to the hospital and ending B&S.

After Bonnie insists that Cardboard Li be given a part, a disgusted Abe has had enough with meddling and quits, ending B&S.
 
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