DBF, just realized the poor Smith Island Preserve Bear has been sitting patiently, waiting for you.
Little Dougie III also offers his best wishes to you, and wonders if you'd perhaps like to purchase a vintage diamond necklace???
Chad was wondering if you'd like a slightly used and empty casket as a birthday gift?
Seems Kristen has a couple of Nutcracker tickets she thought you might like since Brady appears to have lost his.
Some anonymous Salemite offered cupcakes that may or may not be poisoned.
JJ would've offered some of his special doughnuts, but he hasn't had a chance to see his buddy, mellow Rory, since returning home.
Leo wants to know if you'd like the colorful shirt he bought for his new true love, Javi.
Gabi said she'd make you some of Mami's tamales.
Tater Tot is a bit too gobsmacked at the moment to care about anybody's birthday.
Holly is too grossed out after having her grandma discuss sex with her to think about buying any more gifts.
Sophia would like to know if you'd want a brand new baby in about 8 months. And by the way, can you move the cake, the smell is making her sick.
Sami said she'd send you some Truly Radiant toothpaste and toothbrushes, and some Hallmark movie DVDs.
Eric and Nicole are sending you a box of croissants from Paris.
Rachel stole some Taylor Swift shampoo from Holly a while ago and wants to know if you want it as a birthday gift?
Hope wants to know if you have any connections to look into her new dear nephew's past.
Steven Olson sends his regards and asks if you have any legal advice for him, since his family thinks he stole Alice's diamond necklace.
Henderson and Harold have asked if you'd like to join them at the pub for a couple of beers, along with some EJ Chow and garbage can nachos.