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Jude DiMera Brady - I'm only here because my parents ate tainted biscuits and hooked up.
Holly Jonas - I'm only here because my surrogate mom secretly went through IVF after my bio daddy was killed by my stepdad.
Tate - I'm only here because I was stolen from my mom's womb and birthed by my sort of girlfriend's one-time step-aunt.
Rachel - I'm only here because my daddy hooked up with my mommy because he thought she was some other woman.
Belle - I'm only here because my mom cheated on her husband with my dad... and ruined my half-sister's life forever. Just ask her, she'll tell you.
Cassie and Rex - we're only here because some twisted Frankenstein took eggs and sperm from our parents and implanted us into the comatose woman who birthed us.
Philip - I'm here because some crazy woman stole me from a petri dish and had me implanted into herself in hopes of snagging my dad.
Claire - I'm only here because my parents were cold and hooked up in a barn, but somehow didn't remember it.
Andrew - I'm here because my mom had to distract Victor while my dad was searching his mansion for incriminating evidence.
Ghost Zack - I was only there because my brainwashed mom had sex with my brainwashed mime dad and neither one remembered.
Ghost Daniel - I was there because my mom had some eggs frozen and my godfather had them stolen and given to my parents to use, from a procedure that didn't exist when I was born.
Sarah - I'm only here because my mom wanted to know what it was like to be pregnant and agreed to be a surrogate mother, somehow forgetting she had a baby when she was 16.
Arianna - I'm here because my gay dad thought he liked girls for a hot minute.
Joy - I'm only here because my parents needed a bone marrow donor for my sick sister.
Paul - I'm here from very short romance between my parents that literally could've never happened, but you just have to go with it.
EJ - OK, I'll play along. I'm here because my adopted sister wanted to desperately hold on to her man, so my bio fatha found a disguised lookalike to carry me, then my sister pretended I was her baby, even though she now pretends to be way too young to be my motha.
Johnny - Apparently I'm in for a big shock as to how I'm here.
Mike Horton - Johnny, give me a call after you find out your shocking news. I can relate. We might want to loop in little Henry Lucas for this discussion.
Holly Jonas - I'm only here because my surrogate mom secretly went through IVF after my bio daddy was killed by my stepdad.
Tate - I'm only here because I was stolen from my mom's womb and birthed by my sort of girlfriend's one-time step-aunt.
Rachel - I'm only here because my daddy hooked up with my mommy because he thought she was some other woman.
Belle - I'm only here because my mom cheated on her husband with my dad... and ruined my half-sister's life forever. Just ask her, she'll tell you.
Cassie and Rex - we're only here because some twisted Frankenstein took eggs and sperm from our parents and implanted us into the comatose woman who birthed us.
Philip - I'm here because some crazy woman stole me from a petri dish and had me implanted into herself in hopes of snagging my dad.
Claire - I'm only here because my parents were cold and hooked up in a barn, but somehow didn't remember it.
Andrew - I'm here because my mom had to distract Victor while my dad was searching his mansion for incriminating evidence.
Ghost Zack - I was only there because my brainwashed mom had sex with my brainwashed mime dad and neither one remembered.
Ghost Daniel - I was there because my mom had some eggs frozen and my godfather had them stolen and given to my parents to use, from a procedure that didn't exist when I was born.
Sarah - I'm only here because my mom wanted to know what it was like to be pregnant and agreed to be a surrogate mother, somehow forgetting she had a baby when she was 16.
Arianna - I'm here because my gay dad thought he liked girls for a hot minute.
Joy - I'm only here because my parents needed a bone marrow donor for my sick sister.
Paul - I'm here from very short romance between my parents that literally could've never happened, but you just have to go with it.
EJ - OK, I'll play along. I'm here because my adopted sister wanted to desperately hold on to her man, so my bio fatha found a disguised lookalike to carry me, then my sister pretended I was her baby, even though she now pretends to be way too young to be my motha.
Johnny - Apparently I'm in for a big shock as to how I'm here.
Mike Horton - Johnny, give me a call after you find out your shocking news. I can relate. We might want to loop in little Henry Lucas for this discussion.