DrBakerFan
Well-Known Member
Wilde Woman there are several reasons why like a house like that of Norman Bates is not suitable for the DiMansion.
— It’s too common. Spooky-looking houses are a movie cliche.
— It screams weird criminality, not continental sophistication.
— It’s unattractive to women. Would Kate have married the Phoenix if he lived in something that looked like a haunted house.
— It’s unsuitable for children. Little Elvis Jr. Jr. needs a welcoming home, not some place that looks like it hosts ghosts, werewolves, zombies, vampires, and bats.
— It’s too small. A house so large that you’ll never meet unwanted guests is a necessity. Room is also needed for a tunnels, a wine cellar, cells, and a Rolf lab.
— It’s too common. Spooky-looking houses are a movie cliche.
— It screams weird criminality, not continental sophistication.
— It’s unattractive to women. Would Kate have married the Phoenix if he lived in something that looked like a haunted house.
— It’s unsuitable for children. Little Elvis Jr. Jr. needs a welcoming home, not some place that looks like it hosts ghosts, werewolves, zombies, vampires, and bats.
— It’s too small. A house so large that you’ll never meet unwanted guests is a necessity. Room is also needed for a tunnels, a wine cellar, cells, and a Rolf lab.