Letters to Salemites, Part 3

[DrBakerFan]

Dear Samanther,

By now you may have heard from the local busybodies that I spent the night with Rafael’s horrid little sister, Gabi. Please be assured that this meant nothing. It was just a ploy to mess with the minds of my foolish brother, Stefan, and the upstart Gabi with whom I am engaged in a deadly struggle for control of DiMera Enterprises. When it comes to luv action, you are still my one and only, and I surely miss our exciting trysts.

Your Loving Smoochy Moochy EJ

 

[DrBakerFan]

Dear Chad,

Enclosed is a new version of your will, which reflects the reappearance of your formerly late wife, Abigail. Your bequests are listed below.

Abigail DiMera — one-third of your estate;
Salem Symphony Orchestra Fund — $50,000;
Smith Island Raccoon Beneficial Trust — $35,000;
Cat Ladies Club of Salem —$10,000;
Mia McCormick (high school girlfriend) — $5,000;
Charles Woods (ex-father) — 50 cents;
Thomas and Charlotte DiMera — the remainder of your estate.

Please contact me with any questions. I’ll get back to you as quickly as the Brady, Xander, and Sarah mess allows.

Justin Kiriakis
Attorney-at-Law

 

[Poirot]

Justin.....(Dr. B.!!)...I am still laughing.........PERFECT, especially the bequest to Charlie Woods. LOLOL

Admittedly, am curious about the Cat Ladies Club & the Orchestra........but guess he has his own reasons.