Facebook posts and Tweets from Salemites, Part 30

Reply from Xander: Hey Little Dougie, pay no attention to your pious, self-righteous family. I was once the family black sheep, but now I have a wonderful wife, lovely daughter, a leadership position in the family company.

Reply from Dougie III: Thanks Xandy. Maybe some day I’ll own the ornaments and host the big party.

Reply from Xander: Go for it kid. P.s., don’t call me Xandy.
 
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Reply from Dougie III: Thanks Xandy. Maybe some day I’ll own the ornaments and host the big party.
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Reply from Hope: Over my dead body.

Reply from Little Dougie III: I hear that happens around here every few years anyway. Hasn't most of your family risen from the grave at least once??
 
Facebook post from Ghost Bart: Damn! This isn't fair. Arnold Feniger is alive?? Why am I still dead in my grave? I was such a faithful servant for the DiMera family but apparently I'm not worthy of the Rolf juice?? That's it, I'm gonna go haunt EJ every night for the rest of his life.
 
Facebook post from Sami: Can someone please send me a picture of my beautiful ornament hanging on the Horton tree?

Rely from Lucas: Sami, how many times have I told you, your ornament was never hung on the tree, it just sits in the box with the others that are no longer used, like Nicole's and Chloe's.

Reply from Sami: Wait, my ornament is with the ornaments of those stoopid tramps??? Ugh! The Hortons suck and they can go kick rocks!

Reply from Marlena: Samantha Gene! Please show some charity and kindness toward the Hortons. This is their first Christmas without Doug.

Reply from Sami: Big whoop. He'll probably be resurrected with a shot of Rolf juice by next year.

Reply from Marlena: I don't think so, and it's very sad we've lost that dear man.

Reply from Sami: Oh, c'mon mom. Who in Salem hasn't risen from the dead after some FrankenRolf procedure? Hell, wouldn't surprise me to see that pig, Fake Rafe, rise from the grave one day. [shudders]

Reply from Rafe: Yeah, right. That clown was beaten to death in his jail cell. Good riddance. Hope he's burning in hell.

Reply from "Anonymous User": Bet 2025 is going to bring some big surprises. LOL! :rotfl:

Reply from EJ: :eek: Just disregard that troll.
 
Facebook post from Sami: My spidey senses are tingling. Are one of my stoopid trampy sisters sparking with my EJ?

Reply from Eric: I thought you were done with EJ? And stop calling our sisters trampy.

Reply from Sami: Just because I don't want EJ anymore doesn't mean I want anybody else with him, like your trampy baby mama, or Will's trampy baby mama.

Reply from Gabi: Excuse me??? You had sex with EJ while married to my wonderful brother. Pot, kettle much???

Reply from Eric: She has you there, Sami.

Reply from Sami: Shut up, you stoopid bad twin. No wonder daddy and mom love me more.

Reply from Roman: Dammit, Sami!

Reply from Marlena: Samantha Gene! Your father, John and I love all of our children equally. Stop saying mean things about your siblings, who incidentally all love you.

Reply from Carrie: Ummmmm...

Reply from Belle: :rotfl:

Reply from Cassie and Rex: Sami, who??

Reply from Eric: Uhhh, gotta run. Jude needs his diaper changed.

Reply from Brady: Ooops, Rachel's texting me about something.

Reply from Paul: How about those Cubs???

Reply from Xander: Don't worry, Mummy Sami, I still love you.

Reply from Sarah: To quote Roman, what da' hell???

Reply from Xander: hey, you pointed out that she shot EJ in the head and killed a cop who was going to slice off Rafe's family jewels. Doesn't hurt to stay on her good side.
 
Facebook post from Liberty Mutual's Doug: I am greatly disappointed by Little Dougie Williams sullying the good name of Doug with his thieving ways. Rest assured, if you sign on with us, we will never steal from you or con you. If we encounter Little Dougie III, he's in for a stern lecture from us.

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Reply from Doug: Shut up birdman. What kind of guy lives with an emu who shills for Liberty Mutual? By the way, you can say what you want about me, but at least I’m not like Friday Night Lights James who quit his football team in mid-game because he wanted to sell Progressive insurance with Flo.
 
Brady: Son, I’m afraid you’ll be spending a lot of your Kiriakis inheritance on child support.

Tater Tot: Hey Alex, what makes you think sex is so great??

Dougie: Julie, I hate to ask for money, but ….”

Lady W.: Abe, face facts. Your soap stinks.

Chanel: Johnny, don’t even think of getting anything at the bakery.

Leo: Javi, you can’t really prefer that common illiterate, Kerry, to me.

Xander: Philip, I’m playing the long game. History shows that you’ll be gone sooner rather than later.

Philip: Steph, how do you like my new oily bronzed look? Pretty good, right?

Ava: Kristen, just remember that my Vitali relatives are scarier than anything you’ve got.
 
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