Amen to that. Only in Salem would success be defined as being engaged to your rapist, sociopath lover and blundering one's way through a job obtained only because of that sick relationship. Another memorable line in Friday's episode was Brady telling Theresa that he can spot a phony. Really? Does that mean that despite everything, Kristen is a genuine human being? As for Abby, a line in the old song that defines so many Salem relationships, Tainted Love, certainly applies to her latest cabin kiss with EJ: "Touch me baby, tainted love." Finally, regarding the person who took the picture of that kiss, he/she deserves at least a little bit of sympathy. Imagine standing around in the freezing cold, bored to death, waiting for something "interesting" to happen. Only the Forest Preserve bear or one of the Horton cabin raccoons could have pulled that off without risking frostbite and hypothermia.