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Sunnydaz
Guest
A handsome stranger called my name in the crowded beach pavilion where children drank lemonade and dragon slayers played chess with a scaly cousin.
I turned towards the door, and there stood Queen Elizabeth! She was wearing a bejeweled crown with blue sapphires and diamonds atop her head. Her dress was made of leather.
In her hands was a gun. She smiled and pulled the trigger. Goodbye EJ DiMera! Her aim was deadly accurate. But the watergun only was a decoy. From her handbag she pulled a used crumpled tissue which she used to dab at her smudged lipstick. Thinking fast, she hid his body behind the lifeguard with the great smile. Then she asked for sunscreen and a cigarette.
Flicking his Bic, James Bond smirked, offering a martini and his barstool. "Your Majesty, I need a favor. Will you please help me find the nearest bathroom? The Queen points to her limo driver and says, "ask Jeffrey, he has a knack, plus a GPS. Let's gas up and..." Bond interrupts.. "take off for the nearest tree a Maple preferrably
I turned towards the door, and there stood Queen Elizabeth! She was wearing a bejeweled crown with blue sapphires and diamonds atop her head. Her dress was made of leather.
In her hands was a gun. She smiled and pulled the trigger. Goodbye EJ DiMera! Her aim was deadly accurate. But the watergun only was a decoy. From her handbag she pulled a used crumpled tissue which she used to dab at her smudged lipstick. Thinking fast, she hid his body behind the lifeguard with the great smile. Then she asked for sunscreen and a cigarette.
Flicking his Bic, James Bond smirked, offering a martini and his barstool. "Your Majesty, I need a favor. Will you please help me find the nearest bathroom? The Queen points to her limo driver and says, "ask Jeffrey, he has a knack, plus a GPS. Let's gas up and..." Bond interrupts.. "take off for the nearest tree a Maple preferrably