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I once farted in an elevator.
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A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency.

The Social workers raise doubts about the living conditions in a circus, but the couple produce photos of their 50-foot luxury motor home, which is clean and well-maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery.

The social workers also raise concerns about the education a child would receive while in the couple's care.

"We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin and computer skills."

Then the social workers express concern about a child being raised in a circus environment.

"Our nanny is a certified expert in Pediatric care, Welfare and Diet."

The social workers are finally satisfied and ask, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?"

"It doesn't really matter as long as they fit in the cannon."
 
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer and I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day.

Did you know that the first French fries were not cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece!!

If a child refuses to sleep during a nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
 
A senior citizen goes to the doctor:

Patient: Doctor, I can't pee anymore, I'm worried.

Doctor: How old are you, sir?

Patient: I'm 95.

Doctor: Eh, you've peed enough!
 
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