DrBakerFan
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Shawn brings Jan home. OMG, has this guy ever turned into a moron. This must be what happens to you if you stay married to dumb Belle.
Belle is very upset by Shawn's behavior. I know how to improve her mood. I have a cute photo of Shawn with Willow Stark that I can send her.
Possessed Allie runs amok in Salem. Don't blame me, blame bad twin Eric. As a priest, he's supposed to sniff out possessed persons and then perform exorcisms, not spend his time mixing drinks
Eric is helping out at the Pub. What's he thinking? Hasn't he heard that there's a priest shortage? He should be performing baptisms or hearing confessions, not doing busy work at Daddy's Pub.
Mayor Abe takes up with Paulina. This doesn't surprise me. Abe Carver is as bad at handling his personal life as he is running the city.
Lani is distraught because Eli is still in a coma. Oh, boo-hoo. Doesn't stoopid Lani know that Salemites always come out of comas, better than ever. Look at life-ruiner John Black. He's been in dozens of comas and sadly is as healthy as ever.
Dr. Trippy romances Chanel. This kid may have a M.D. degree, but he's got no common sense, which is actually no surprise. After all, he's Steve Johnson's son.
Belle is very upset by Shawn's behavior. I know how to improve her mood. I have a cute photo of Shawn with Willow Stark that I can send her.
Possessed Allie runs amok in Salem. Don't blame me, blame bad twin Eric. As a priest, he's supposed to sniff out possessed persons and then perform exorcisms, not spend his time mixing drinks
Eric is helping out at the Pub. What's he thinking? Hasn't he heard that there's a priest shortage? He should be performing baptisms or hearing confessions, not doing busy work at Daddy's Pub.
Mayor Abe takes up with Paulina. This doesn't surprise me. Abe Carver is as bad at handling his personal life as he is running the city.
Lani is distraught because Eli is still in a coma. Oh, boo-hoo. Doesn't stoopid Lani know that Salemites always come out of comas, better than ever. Look at life-ruiner John Black. He's been in dozens of comas and sadly is as healthy as ever.
Dr. Trippy romances Chanel. This kid may have a M.D. degree, but he's got no common sense, which is actually no surprise. After all, he's Steve Johnson's son.