LOL, that works IF there is a lot of GOOD action. But when you have dialogue that does not move the story along, conversations that have nothing to do with whatever is going on...it becomes difficult. I agree about stage plays, or musical, have been to them myself. But, they are telling just ONE story, in usally just ONE location. The soaps are dealing with a lot more character and a few tales going on at the same time.
For instance, the one group is is Italy, dealing with Kristen and a stolen baby. Back in Salem, Will & Sonny are having their problems, JJ & Paige are about to consumate their relationship, while Eve stews and makes plans to derail the couple with Cole's help, John is San Francisco trying to get to know his son, get him back to Salem, Hope & Aiden are on opposite sides when it comes to Clyde, Kate is interfering right and left in lives, especially Lucas's....... and I have not even started on Chad, Ben, Abby, Nicole, Daniel, Eric, Serena, Victor, Stefano......etc. etc.