Lately this is how I've felt watching Brady, Ben, Will, JJ, to name a few.
The more I see of men,
The more I respect them less,
But I understand
Why they're so in demand,
For a woman must confess,
Yes!
REFRAIN
Ev'ry man is a stupid man, stupid man, stupid man,
Ev'ry man is a stupid man
Except the man you love.
Ev'ry man is an awful fool, awful fool, awful fool,
Ev,ry man is an awful fool
Except the fool you love.
Good or bad men,
Gay or sad men,
Young or old men,
Hot or cold men,
Poor or rich men,
No matter which men,
They are all the same!
Ev'ry man is a nincompoop, nincompoop, nincompoop,
Ev'ry man is a nincompoop
Except... the poop you love.
REFRAIN 2
Ev'ry man is a stupid man, stupid man, stupid man,
Ev'ry man is a stupid man
Except the man you love.
Ev'ry man is a silly goose, silly goose, silly goose,
Ev'ry man is a silly goose
Except the goose you love.
Good or bad men,
Gay or sad men,
Young or old men,
Hot or cold men,
Poor or rich men,
No matter which men
They are all the same!
Ev'ry man's simply terribull terribull, terribull
Ev'ry man's simply terribull,
Except... the bull you love.
REFRAIN 3
Ev'ry man is a stupid man, stupid man, stupid man,
Ev'ry man is a stupid man
Except the man you love.
Ev'ry man is a crazy loon, crazy loon, crazy loon,
Ev'ry man is a crazy loon,
Except the loon you love.
Good or bad men,
Gay or sad men
Young or old men
Hot men, cold men,
Poor or rich men,
No matter which men
They are all the same!
Ev'ry man is a perfect (donkey), perfect (donkey), perfect (donkey),
Ev'ry man is a perfect (donkey) {changed word so it would be appropriate for the board)
Except... the man you love.
REFRAIN 2
Every man is ridiculous, ridiculous, ridiculous
Ever man is ridiculous
Except the louse you love.
Every man is a silly goose, silly goose, silly goose,
Every man is silly goose,
Except the goose you love.
Big or little
Soft or brittle,
Quick or lazy,
Sane or crazy,_
Thin or pudgy, even a judgy,
They are all the same.
Every man is a perfect (donkey), perfect (donkey), perfect (donkey),
Every man is a perfect (donkey)
Except... the man you love.
The more I see of men,
The more I respect them less,
But I understand
Why they're so in demand,
For a woman must confess,
Yes!
REFRAIN
Ev'ry man is a stupid man, stupid man, stupid man,
Ev'ry man is a stupid man
Except the man you love.
Ev'ry man is an awful fool, awful fool, awful fool,
Ev,ry man is an awful fool
Except the fool you love.
Good or bad men,
Gay or sad men,
Young or old men,
Hot or cold men,
Poor or rich men,
No matter which men,
They are all the same!
Ev'ry man is a nincompoop, nincompoop, nincompoop,
Ev'ry man is a nincompoop
Except... the poop you love.
REFRAIN 2
Ev'ry man is a stupid man, stupid man, stupid man,
Ev'ry man is a stupid man
Except the man you love.
Ev'ry man is a silly goose, silly goose, silly goose,
Ev'ry man is a silly goose
Except the goose you love.
Good or bad men,
Gay or sad men,
Young or old men,
Hot or cold men,
Poor or rich men,
No matter which men
They are all the same!
Ev'ry man's simply terribull terribull, terribull
Ev'ry man's simply terribull,
Except... the bull you love.
REFRAIN 3
Ev'ry man is a stupid man, stupid man, stupid man,
Ev'ry man is a stupid man
Except the man you love.
Ev'ry man is a crazy loon, crazy loon, crazy loon,
Ev'ry man is a crazy loon,
Except the loon you love.
Good or bad men,
Gay or sad men
Young or old men
Hot men, cold men,
Poor or rich men,
No matter which men
They are all the same!
Ev'ry man is a perfect (donkey), perfect (donkey), perfect (donkey),
Ev'ry man is a perfect (donkey) {changed word so it would be appropriate for the board)
Except... the man you love.
REFRAIN 2
Every man is ridiculous, ridiculous, ridiculous
Ever man is ridiculous
Except the louse you love.
Every man is a silly goose, silly goose, silly goose,
Every man is silly goose,
Except the goose you love.
Big or little
Soft or brittle,
Quick or lazy,
Sane or crazy,_
Thin or pudgy, even a judgy,
They are all the same.
Every man is a perfect (donkey), perfect (donkey), perfect (donkey),
Every man is a perfect (donkey)
Except... the man you love.