Faux spoilers, part 10

[DrBakerFan]

Hearing that the viewers absolutely detest B&S, the writers float spoilers that will allow for a quick end to this nonsense.

The sponsors all pull out, killing B&S instantly.

The whole cast gets e coli from tainted Brady Burgers causing the show’s cancellation.

Looking for a quick buck, Clyde kidnaps the cast, but is shocked when nobody wants them back.

Refused a part, Joy hits Abe with a fireplace poker, putting him into a coma and ending B&S.

The cast splits into pro-Johnny and pro-Chanel factions, ending B&S.

During a shoot on Smith Island, angry raccoons attack the cast, sending them to the hospital and ending B&S.

After Bonnie insists that Cardboard Li be given a part, a disgusted Abe has had enough with meddling and quits, ending B&S.

 

[Just Samantha]

During a shoot on Smith Island, angry raccoons attack the cast, sending them to the hospital and ending B&S.

 

[JasonDíSpeech]

And just for good measure, Chanel's baby is radioactive again.

 

[DrBakerFan]

Realizing that B&S is a dud, certain Salemites start developing ideas for a replacement.

Leo and Javi propose a hot all-gay soap starring them and possibly Sonny, Paul. Dimitri, and Nancy’s ex-husband.

Sami suggests a soap that’s all about her, “The Romances of Sami Brady,” which is modeled on the old “Helen Trent” radio soap.

Johnny suggests a soap all about DiMera life and love.

Ben and Ciara suggest a soap that asks the question, “Can a reformed necktie strangler find true love?”

The Horton Cabin raccoons propose a soap that will include plenty of steamy raccoon romance.

 

[Muzzaman]

Sami suggests a soap that’s all about her, “The Romances of Sami Brady,” which is modeled on the old “Helen Trent” radio soap.

May I make a revision, Dr. Baker, and rename your soap, "The Romances of a Screaming Banshee"?

 

[DrBakerFan]

Muzza, let’s give the banshees a break. Their reputation is bad enough without being associated with Sami.

 

[robinsnest]

Hearing the cries for more Hortons in town as his farewell "chef's kiss" to the viewing audience, Ron has written a true masterpiece. Years ago, Alice Horton donated eggs to help a poor family who wanted children. Not knowing who sperm donor #45091 was, the family created true children from Tom and Alice. We will be meeting Fred his brother Bernard, both business men and related, unaware a trio of new women Lyndsey and Tiffany, both new nurses, and Dana, who will be a new police officer.

Watch as couples discover they are related and hearts are broken.

 

[DrBakerFan]

Robin, ReRon’s masterpiece belongs in the trash basket.

 

[DrBakerFan]

Hearing that viewers hate Kerry, the writers float some ideas for a permanent exit.

Facing burglary charges for breaking into Leo’s apartment, Kerry flees town.

Having heard the story of Tek Kramer, Kerry gets out of town after learning that Abe is furious about his Lady W. Antics.

Attacked by bed bugs in Javi’s bed, Kerry heads to Chicago for treatment.

Tired of weatherless Salem, Kerry goes home to Rochester to enjoy the cold, snowy winter.

When Leo starts writing a nasty, snarky column about him, a mortified Kerry leaves Salem.