DNA tests in Salem USA

[sirramix]

From another thread where I said DNA tests in Salem = Do Not Attempt then KathyLu said DNA test= Daddy Not Accurate, I thought it could be fun to come up with more things that DNA could mean. They are a joke on the show so let's make it a joke here too.

 

[sirramix]

Daddies Not Allowed

Drats! Not Again

 

[Just Samantha]

Daddy Not Available

 

[sirramix]

Does Not Apply

 

[sirramix]

Doctor Not Around

 

[Poirot]

Don't Name Anyone

Do Not Analyze

Daddy Named Anonymous

Daddy Now Absent

 

[sirramix]

Good ones! Lol


Drama Not Afar

 

[Sher]

Didn't Need Anyway
Daddies Now Abound
Did Not Ask
Did Numerous Assignations

 

[KathyLu]

Did Not Abstain

 

[Cdnsnowbird]

And for the Salem PD...Donuts Now Available! Didn't Need Arresting! Damn...No Argument!

 

[sirramix]

Daniel Not Available (since all hospital activities have to involve him)

 

[Poirot]

 

[KathyLu]

Do Not Accuse

 

[sirramix]

Directions Not Around

(So the tests get mixed up)

 

[KathyLu]

Surely you jest, sirramix! Can you really imagine that DNA test results could get switched in Salem?

 

[KathyLu]

In the case of a cheater: DaWife Not Accessible

 

[sirramix]

Nothing can bring up ratings better than a Who's the Baby Daddy storyline. (sarcastic)


Days Needs Attention

 

[KathyLu]

 

[sirramix]

Why does Salem University Hospital do DNA testing?

DaPlot Needs Angst

 

[KathyLu]

You're on a roll today. Maybe we should call you "Sesame Seed!"