35 minutes. Please don’t waste your time on this.
Kate joins Abe at the office. Abe thinks Kate’s in a good mood. Blah blah about B&S. A death of a beloved character is what the fans turned in for.
Replay of Johnny and Chanel, blah blah blah about adult activities, and how clueless Johnny is.
Replay of Joy finding her room with her mommy in it. Nancy wants to know whose wedding ring this is?
Replay of Johnny walking into his birthday party. Chanel tells Johnny he is pretty stupid.
Kate and Abe talk Body and Soul missing a large chunk of their soul. Abe wants to bring back Lorna, but Kate wants to be in back of the show. Abe talks about Joy’s audition.
Nancy and Joy argue over morals. And how Nancy’s own marriage ended.
Singing at Johnny’s party continues. Johnny is petulant. He eventually blows out the candles as the crowd makes jokes. Chanel tells Alex that Johnny shouldn’t be trusted with the knife because he believes that Chanel and Alex are sleeping together. Johnny says Seth saw you too. Seth then points out Arrow and Faith, with Stephanie being Faith.
More dullness with Kate and Abe.
More Nancy and Joy arguing.
Johnny is slowly picking up the news. Very embarrassing to watch Alex and Stephanie and the crowd as they discuss adult activity. Chanel grabs a handful of cake and slathers it on Johnny’s mouth, then tells him not to speak with his mouth full.
Paulina walks in as a zombie, it’s too early for her to be there. Abe apologizes for missing the party. Johnny was surprised, as everyone was.
Leo and Bonnie eat the cake and love it. They have a useless conversation.
Nancy and Joy continue this annoyingly disturbing conversation. Joy tells Nancy that Nancy doesn’t care about her and that Nancy never wanted her in the first place. (Joy was conceived in the hopes that her bone marrow would match Chloe’s and that she’d save Chloe when she was old enough to donate bone marrow, and that Chloe’s leukemia would stay in remission long enough for that to happen.)
Paulina breaks down Johnny’s birthday bash disaster to Kate and Abe. They recap Alex and Stephanie.
Chanel and Johnny argue over Johnny being a dumb butt. Johnny explains he is a dumb butt.
Stephanie and Alex discuss consenting adults. Stephanie demands to know why Seth told Johnny that she wasn’t Faith? Seth is still wearing his birthday hat.
Paulina and Abe continue to talk about B&S, apparently this entire blow-up between Johnny and Chanel is all Abe’s fault. Abe should have known because the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
Johnny tries to undumb-butt himself, but it doesn’t help. Chanel notices Johnny isn’t wearing his wedding ring.
Joy tells Nancy you only love me when you need something like my bone marrow for your real daughter, Chloe. Nancy tries to explain she loves Joy and she and Craig wanted her.
They discuss how the audition went. Joy will not discuss THIS (the wedding ring) with her mother.
Chanel wants to know where the ring is? Johnny tells Chanel he feels like a fool. Chanel orders Johnny out of the hospital room they are arguing in.
Paulina and Abe continue to talk about stuff, mainly it’s all Abe’s fault her daughter is hurting.
Leo is thinking of changing his zodiac sign. Seth wants to move the cake to the break room. Bonnie doesn’t want to share.
Kate arrives to fire Stephanie. Apparently sleeping with an actor, on set no less, is bad. Alex tries to save Stephanie’s job. Kate changes her mind and doesn’t fire them but they need to not repeat this activity.
Bonnie and Leo at the town square eating the birthday cake, discuss the curse of Hattie Adams. Nancy Wesley shows as proof the curse.
Joy runs into Johnny outside of the pub. She returns his wedding ring.
Paulina finds Chanel, who is having difficulty breathing, unless it’s time to give lines. But she’s not okay.
Kate joins Abe at the office. Abe thinks Kate’s in a good mood. Blah blah about B&S. A death of a beloved character is what the fans turned in for.
Replay of Johnny and Chanel, blah blah blah about adult activities, and how clueless Johnny is.
Replay of Joy finding her room with her mommy in it. Nancy wants to know whose wedding ring this is?
Replay of Johnny walking into his birthday party. Chanel tells Johnny he is pretty stupid.
Kate and Abe talk Body and Soul missing a large chunk of their soul. Abe wants to bring back Lorna, but Kate wants to be in back of the show. Abe talks about Joy’s audition.
Nancy and Joy argue over morals. And how Nancy’s own marriage ended.
Singing at Johnny’s party continues. Johnny is petulant. He eventually blows out the candles as the crowd makes jokes. Chanel tells Alex that Johnny shouldn’t be trusted with the knife because he believes that Chanel and Alex are sleeping together. Johnny says Seth saw you too. Seth then points out Arrow and Faith, with Stephanie being Faith.
More dullness with Kate and Abe.
More Nancy and Joy arguing.
Johnny is slowly picking up the news. Very embarrassing to watch Alex and Stephanie and the crowd as they discuss adult activity. Chanel grabs a handful of cake and slathers it on Johnny’s mouth, then tells him not to speak with his mouth full.
Paulina walks in as a zombie, it’s too early for her to be there. Abe apologizes for missing the party. Johnny was surprised, as everyone was.
Leo and Bonnie eat the cake and love it. They have a useless conversation.
Nancy and Joy continue this annoyingly disturbing conversation. Joy tells Nancy that Nancy doesn’t care about her and that Nancy never wanted her in the first place. (Joy was conceived in the hopes that her bone marrow would match Chloe’s and that she’d save Chloe when she was old enough to donate bone marrow, and that Chloe’s leukemia would stay in remission long enough for that to happen.)
Paulina breaks down Johnny’s birthday bash disaster to Kate and Abe. They recap Alex and Stephanie.
Chanel and Johnny argue over Johnny being a dumb butt. Johnny explains he is a dumb butt.
Stephanie and Alex discuss consenting adults. Stephanie demands to know why Seth told Johnny that she wasn’t Faith? Seth is still wearing his birthday hat.
Paulina and Abe continue to talk about B&S, apparently this entire blow-up between Johnny and Chanel is all Abe’s fault. Abe should have known because the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
Johnny tries to undumb-butt himself, but it doesn’t help. Chanel notices Johnny isn’t wearing his wedding ring.
Joy tells Nancy you only love me when you need something like my bone marrow for your real daughter, Chloe. Nancy tries to explain she loves Joy and she and Craig wanted her.
They discuss how the audition went. Joy will not discuss THIS (the wedding ring) with her mother.
Chanel wants to know where the ring is? Johnny tells Chanel he feels like a fool. Chanel orders Johnny out of the hospital room they are arguing in.
Paulina and Abe continue to talk about stuff, mainly it’s all Abe’s fault her daughter is hurting.
Leo is thinking of changing his zodiac sign. Seth wants to move the cake to the break room. Bonnie doesn’t want to share.
Kate arrives to fire Stephanie. Apparently sleeping with an actor, on set no less, is bad. Alex tries to save Stephanie’s job. Kate changes her mind and doesn’t fire them but they need to not repeat this activity.
Bonnie and Leo at the town square eating the birthday cake, discuss the curse of Hattie Adams. Nancy Wesley shows as proof the curse.
Joy runs into Johnny outside of the pub. She returns his wedding ring.
Paulina finds Chanel, who is having difficulty breathing, unless it’s time to give lines. But she’s not okay.
