After three days of not watching, thrilled to be back! And today there is cake, but no cupcakes! Enjoy! 40:34 with ads
University Hospital: Kayla is pretending to be engrossed in something when Maggie comes up to her. She wants to know what has taken so long? It has been a full 24 hours and Sarah is not line dancing yet! What has Kayla to say for herself? Kayla points out that she illegally injected an unknown substance into Sarah and they have no clue if it will even work. Kristen comes in at this point demanding to know why Kayla is not keeping her appraised of Sarah’s private medical status? Kayla and Maggie stare incredulously at her.
Xander is with Sarah. He reports that when he put Victoria to bed last night she was demanding Mama over and over again. Sarah is missing Victoria as much as Victoria is missing her. Xander thinks it was a protest from little Victoria against him being the one to tuck her in. Sarah asks if he sang her a lullaby? Xander reports that he sang her eight lullabies. Sarah says that explains it; Victoria was traumatized. Xander is offended.
Has Sarah not heard his rendition of the Britney Spears classic “Hit me baby one more time”? It apparently crushes at karaoke. He offers to give Sarah a rendition right now but she puts her hand firmly over his mouth. She says that just because she is stuck in this bed does not mean she won’t call for help. Xander says hopefully she won’t be stuck in the bed much longer. Sarah says she still doesn’t feel anything. What if the serum doesn’t work?
Brady is at the pub. Ava wanders by. Brady offers to buy her coffee. Ava can buy her own. She sits down with her back to him. Brady is befuddled: Did he do something wrong? Ava says no, but his jerk of a son certainly did. Brady and I are both confused as to why she is punishing Brady for that.
Holly and Tate are having some boring teen chitter chatter in the Square. Tate has missed their hanging out vibe. Holly didn’t think they’d get a second chance. Tate says or a third or fourth. It’s literally been a year guys, you are not exactly Bo and Hope here. Tate is glad they don’t have to hide from their parents anymore. Holly actually found that exciting. She is bored already lol. Me too, Holly. Tate lays a bland kiss on her just as Sophia walks by and notes it did not take Tate long too move on.
Brady wants to know why Ava called his son a bad word? Ava says because she is a lady and doesn’t want to say what she really thinks. Brady sits down and asks for the lowdown. Ava rants about poor Sophia coming to her a wreck. Brady asks if Tate broke up with her? Ava clarifies that Sophia dumped him. Brady does not understand why Tate is the bad ‘un then. Ava says because Sophia dumped him because Tate called her by Holly’s name in bed. Brady is reflecting on how many times that probably has happened to him as we return to the teen set.
Sophia notes how predictable it is that he ran back to Holly. Tate does a few mealy mouth apologies. Sophia brushes him off. She wishes them all the best. She tells Holly that when she does finally "give it up" to him, not to be surprised when he calls out her name. Tate takes Holly away, both of them glaring at Sophia like she is the bad one here.
Kayla explains to Kristen that she is not at liberty to discuss Sarah with her. She is not family. Kristen points out that she provided the drug and has the right to be kept in the loop. Kayla disagrees. Maggie tells Kristen that there is no improvement, no reduced swelling, no change. Kristen asks if they have made Sarah try walking yet? Kayla says they do not want to further her injury. Kristen says with that drug there is no need to be cautious, one needs to take the bull by the horns and that is what she is going to do.
Kristen flounces off in the direction of Sarah’s room. Kayla tries to stop her but Maggie tells her to let her go. Kayla notes that Kristen is a lunatic. Maggie agrees, but Xander can handle her, and she is willing to give Kristen a modicum of grace right now as she gave up the serum with no strings attached. Kayla says Maggie is a very good woman. Maggie adds though that if Kristen has got Sarah’s hopes up for nothing she will tear the Jezebel from limb to limb. Go Mags!
Xander feels it in his soul that Sarah will walk again. She needs to give it time. Kristen bursts in, tosses her crap on Sarah’s bed and says it is time to get this show on the road. She rips off Sarah’s blanket and tells “Xandy” to make himself useful and grab one arm while she grabs the other and they can hoist her up. Sarah has the best facial expressions as she says “what is happening?”
Sophia is eating a huge piece of cake. Aaron comes by and notes the size. Sophia says she is rewarding herself for not committing murder. Aaron wants to know what happened? Sophia tells him the "good news" that Holly and Tate are back together. (I know we don’t do combo names on this board but these two scream to be called "Hate")
Tate is pretending to do homework at the K-Mansion. Holly is bringing snacks. She notes how awkward it was to run into Sophia. She feels bad for her, but what was that weird thing she said about Tate saying her name in bed? Tate looks wildly interested in his book. He tells Holly that Sophia said that because that’s what he did to her.
Back with Brady and Ava discussing the same thing. I wish these two would stop talking about teenagers’ sex lives, it is so wildly inappropriate. Brady blathers on about how Tate was trying to give Sophia a shot. Ava says he should not have slept with her if he had feelings for somebody else. Brady agrees (like he has never done that?? No no never) but says Tate is a teenager so can’t make mature decisions. He points out that they are not teens and both of them have made gross mistakes with their love lives.
Brady thinks he should have been more observant, but he has been distracted by Sarah’s situation. Ava finally admits that it is not Brady’s fault and she is sorry she lashed out at him. Brady gets that she cares about her employee she has known for a few weeks. Ava changes the subject to Sarah and asks if the serum is working? Brady says they are waiting and hoping for the best.
Kristen is not one for waiting, she is still trying to bodily remove Sarah from the bed. Xander is trying to bodily remove Kristen from Sarah. Kristen tells him not to yell at her. She is just trying to help. Xander says by forcing Sarah to walk before she is ready? Kristen looks at Sarah and asks why she is wimping out about this? If she wants to walk again she needs to push herself, show some gumption and courage and get on with the business of living. Xander thanks Kristen for the "deranged pep talk" (lol) but they are good. At this point he basically picks up Kristen and tosses her out the door, Kristen is still shouting at Sarah to get on her feet. Xander tells her thanks for stopping by. Sarah is still eye bugging.
Aaron is so bewildered. He can’t keep up with the teen drama! Holly just told him that Sophia and Tate were the couple. Sophia says they were, for five seconds. Aaron wants to know what happened? Sophia says he went running back to true love Holly. Aaron thought that Tate was really into Sophia. Sophia thought so too, but then his true feelings came out in the worst possible way at the worst possible time. Aaron can’t think about when and where that might be. Sophia tells him to take a guess. Aaron does a vomit face which has me hysterically laughing and says ohhhh noooo. Sophia glumly says oh yes. She eats more cake.
And here we go with the THIRD couple discussing Tate’s bedroom faux pas. Holly has her hands on her hips and asks if he is joking? She asks how Sophia reacted? She is smirking though. Tate says that Sophia told him to go to hell and stormed out. Holly’s wee brain is working. When Tate came to her last night, she assumed he broke up with her. Was it the other way around? Tate says yeah, but why does that matter? Holly wonders if he only got back with her because things were over with Sophia?
Kayla and Maggie are now with Xander and Sarah. Kayla is clarifying that Kristen thought she could force Sarah to walk by hoisting her onto her feet. Sarah says and Kristen called her a wimp. Xander pipes in that he had to drag her out before she did any more damage. Kayla is confused as to why Kristen cares about Sarah’s recovery, given she only cares about herself historically. Maggie thinks that Kristen does not care about Sarah a bit, she cares about Brady. Kristen wants the serum to work so she can score points with him. Sarah sagely nods in agreement.
Brady tells Ava that Sarah is a really good person. Ava once helped Gwen disguise herself as Sarah so she could keep Sarah captive on an island as Kristen’s prisoner, but she is pretending to care here. Brady really hopes the serum works. Ava is bored with this conversation and wants to go. Brady is sorry being defensive about the teen sitch. He thinks it is sweet how protective she is of Sophia.
Sophia reminds Ava of herself, she acts all tough because she doesn’t want to let people see how vulnerable she is. She is sorry for laying into Brady over typical stupid teenage behaviors. Brady understands. Ava thanks him for understanding. This is boring. Are they still good? They nod a bit. It is important for Ava that they are friends. She doesn’t want to feel sorry for herself, she has a good job and a roof over her head but she misses her son, and other things (sex with boring Harris?). She is grateful for his friendship. Brady is grateful too. He pulls her into a hug predictably timed so Kristen can come in and demand to know what is going on.
Kayla is trying to put together the warped logic that Kristen stands a better chance with Brady if Sarah walks again. Sarah thinks that Kristen might have helped a little bit; the idea that she should push herself might not be a bad one. Xander, Maggie and Kayla all soap stare.
University Hospital: Kayla is pretending to be engrossed in something when Maggie comes up to her. She wants to know what has taken so long? It has been a full 24 hours and Sarah is not line dancing yet! What has Kayla to say for herself? Kayla points out that she illegally injected an unknown substance into Sarah and they have no clue if it will even work. Kristen comes in at this point demanding to know why Kayla is not keeping her appraised of Sarah’s private medical status? Kayla and Maggie stare incredulously at her.
Xander is with Sarah. He reports that when he put Victoria to bed last night she was demanding Mama over and over again. Sarah is missing Victoria as much as Victoria is missing her. Xander thinks it was a protest from little Victoria against him being the one to tuck her in. Sarah asks if he sang her a lullaby? Xander reports that he sang her eight lullabies. Sarah says that explains it; Victoria was traumatized. Xander is offended.
Has Sarah not heard his rendition of the Britney Spears classic “Hit me baby one more time”? It apparently crushes at karaoke. He offers to give Sarah a rendition right now but she puts her hand firmly over his mouth. She says that just because she is stuck in this bed does not mean she won’t call for help. Xander says hopefully she won’t be stuck in the bed much longer. Sarah says she still doesn’t feel anything. What if the serum doesn’t work?
Brady is at the pub. Ava wanders by. Brady offers to buy her coffee. Ava can buy her own. She sits down with her back to him. Brady is befuddled: Did he do something wrong? Ava says no, but his jerk of a son certainly did. Brady and I are both confused as to why she is punishing Brady for that.
Holly and Tate are having some boring teen chitter chatter in the Square. Tate has missed their hanging out vibe. Holly didn’t think they’d get a second chance. Tate says or a third or fourth. It’s literally been a year guys, you are not exactly Bo and Hope here. Tate is glad they don’t have to hide from their parents anymore. Holly actually found that exciting. She is bored already lol. Me too, Holly. Tate lays a bland kiss on her just as Sophia walks by and notes it did not take Tate long too move on.
Brady wants to know why Ava called his son a bad word? Ava says because she is a lady and doesn’t want to say what she really thinks. Brady sits down and asks for the lowdown. Ava rants about poor Sophia coming to her a wreck. Brady asks if Tate broke up with her? Ava clarifies that Sophia dumped him. Brady does not understand why Tate is the bad ‘un then. Ava says because Sophia dumped him because Tate called her by Holly’s name in bed. Brady is reflecting on how many times that probably has happened to him as we return to the teen set.
Sophia notes how predictable it is that he ran back to Holly. Tate does a few mealy mouth apologies. Sophia brushes him off. She wishes them all the best. She tells Holly that when she does finally "give it up" to him, not to be surprised when he calls out her name. Tate takes Holly away, both of them glaring at Sophia like she is the bad one here.
Kayla explains to Kristen that she is not at liberty to discuss Sarah with her. She is not family. Kristen points out that she provided the drug and has the right to be kept in the loop. Kayla disagrees. Maggie tells Kristen that there is no improvement, no reduced swelling, no change. Kristen asks if they have made Sarah try walking yet? Kayla says they do not want to further her injury. Kristen says with that drug there is no need to be cautious, one needs to take the bull by the horns and that is what she is going to do.
Kristen flounces off in the direction of Sarah’s room. Kayla tries to stop her but Maggie tells her to let her go. Kayla notes that Kristen is a lunatic. Maggie agrees, but Xander can handle her, and she is willing to give Kristen a modicum of grace right now as she gave up the serum with no strings attached. Kayla says Maggie is a very good woman. Maggie adds though that if Kristen has got Sarah’s hopes up for nothing she will tear the Jezebel from limb to limb. Go Mags!
Xander feels it in his soul that Sarah will walk again. She needs to give it time. Kristen bursts in, tosses her crap on Sarah’s bed and says it is time to get this show on the road. She rips off Sarah’s blanket and tells “Xandy” to make himself useful and grab one arm while she grabs the other and they can hoist her up. Sarah has the best facial expressions as she says “what is happening?”
Sophia is eating a huge piece of cake. Aaron comes by and notes the size. Sophia says she is rewarding herself for not committing murder. Aaron wants to know what happened? Sophia tells him the "good news" that Holly and Tate are back together. (I know we don’t do combo names on this board but these two scream to be called "Hate")
Tate is pretending to do homework at the K-Mansion. Holly is bringing snacks. She notes how awkward it was to run into Sophia. She feels bad for her, but what was that weird thing she said about Tate saying her name in bed? Tate looks wildly interested in his book. He tells Holly that Sophia said that because that’s what he did to her.
Back with Brady and Ava discussing the same thing. I wish these two would stop talking about teenagers’ sex lives, it is so wildly inappropriate. Brady blathers on about how Tate was trying to give Sophia a shot. Ava says he should not have slept with her if he had feelings for somebody else. Brady agrees (like he has never done that?? No no never) but says Tate is a teenager so can’t make mature decisions. He points out that they are not teens and both of them have made gross mistakes with their love lives.
Brady thinks he should have been more observant, but he has been distracted by Sarah’s situation. Ava finally admits that it is not Brady’s fault and she is sorry she lashed out at him. Brady gets that she cares about her employee she has known for a few weeks. Ava changes the subject to Sarah and asks if the serum is working? Brady says they are waiting and hoping for the best.
Kristen is not one for waiting, she is still trying to bodily remove Sarah from the bed. Xander is trying to bodily remove Kristen from Sarah. Kristen tells him not to yell at her. She is just trying to help. Xander says by forcing Sarah to walk before she is ready? Kristen looks at Sarah and asks why she is wimping out about this? If she wants to walk again she needs to push herself, show some gumption and courage and get on with the business of living. Xander thanks Kristen for the "deranged pep talk" (lol) but they are good. At this point he basically picks up Kristen and tosses her out the door, Kristen is still shouting at Sarah to get on her feet. Xander tells her thanks for stopping by. Sarah is still eye bugging.
Aaron is so bewildered. He can’t keep up with the teen drama! Holly just told him that Sophia and Tate were the couple. Sophia says they were, for five seconds. Aaron wants to know what happened? Sophia says he went running back to true love Holly. Aaron thought that Tate was really into Sophia. Sophia thought so too, but then his true feelings came out in the worst possible way at the worst possible time. Aaron can’t think about when and where that might be. Sophia tells him to take a guess. Aaron does a vomit face which has me hysterically laughing and says ohhhh noooo. Sophia glumly says oh yes. She eats more cake.
And here we go with the THIRD couple discussing Tate’s bedroom faux pas. Holly has her hands on her hips and asks if he is joking? She asks how Sophia reacted? She is smirking though. Tate says that Sophia told him to go to hell and stormed out. Holly’s wee brain is working. When Tate came to her last night, she assumed he broke up with her. Was it the other way around? Tate says yeah, but why does that matter? Holly wonders if he only got back with her because things were over with Sophia?
Kayla and Maggie are now with Xander and Sarah. Kayla is clarifying that Kristen thought she could force Sarah to walk by hoisting her onto her feet. Sarah says and Kristen called her a wimp. Xander pipes in that he had to drag her out before she did any more damage. Kayla is confused as to why Kristen cares about Sarah’s recovery, given she only cares about herself historically. Maggie thinks that Kristen does not care about Sarah a bit, she cares about Brady. Kristen wants the serum to work so she can score points with him. Sarah sagely nods in agreement.
Brady tells Ava that Sarah is a really good person. Ava once helped Gwen disguise herself as Sarah so she could keep Sarah captive on an island as Kristen’s prisoner, but she is pretending to care here. Brady really hopes the serum works. Ava is bored with this conversation and wants to go. Brady is sorry being defensive about the teen sitch. He thinks it is sweet how protective she is of Sophia.
Sophia reminds Ava of herself, she acts all tough because she doesn’t want to let people see how vulnerable she is. She is sorry for laying into Brady over typical stupid teenage behaviors. Brady understands. Ava thanks him for understanding. This is boring. Are they still good? They nod a bit. It is important for Ava that they are friends. She doesn’t want to feel sorry for herself, she has a good job and a roof over her head but she misses her son, and other things (sex with boring Harris?). She is grateful for his friendship. Brady is grateful too. He pulls her into a hug predictably timed so Kristen can come in and demand to know what is going on.
Kayla is trying to put together the warped logic that Kristen stands a better chance with Brady if Sarah walks again. Sarah thinks that Kristen might have helped a little bit; the idea that she should push herself might not be a bad one. Xander, Maggie and Kayla all soap stare.
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