Blonde Cowboy

[MystFaerie]

A little risque . . . . .

The Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blonde haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you walking around like this?'

The cowboy says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff ...

I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.

We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt... So I did.
Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants.... So I did..
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts....so I did.
Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy.. '

'And here I am.'

 

[hazel]

Soooooo funny,and I'm happy to see a MALE blonde joke for a change.

 

[Old Cowgirl]

Strangely enough, I don't know that I've ever seen a blonde cowboy. I'll have to think on that.

 

[sunny2188]

Someone, please post a pic of Kyle Lowder, dressed as a cowboy!!! Judy needs to see it!

 

[minako98]

Ask and you shall receive!

 

[sunny2188]

Thanks, so much, Peggy!

 

[Old Cowgirl]

Ha, ha! I must be in the wrong part of the country. I can't believe you people can come up with pictures for any and every thing mentioned. I like Kyle, but I have to say he doesn't look like a very happy cowboy in this picture.

 

[redsquirrel]

LOL, good joke.

I don't think that's the most flattering picture of Kyle that I've ever seen. Your right OC, he looks bored or uncomfortable.

 

[EJgurlie_80]

Whoaaa! LOL!!! I needed this laugh too!